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You can add clever bandages to the list of items du jour – along with anything cupcake related, LEGO goods, and things that look like Apple products. The Fortune Bandages from Urban Outfitters contain a variety of smart ass fortunes to be worn on your minor scrapes and wounds. Of course the real fortune is that you need only a bandage to fix your ailment. $7